We were talking about where Persia was, and he told me it was now called Iran, and that it was in the Middle East. So I asked him why people living in the Middle East don’t look as Oriental (I mean no offence) as people living in other parts of Asia.
He says, “Middle East isn’t in Asia LOL.”
So I say, “WHAT? DON’T CONFUSE ME.”
And he says, “I’m awesome at geo!”
And so I look it up and surely, it’s in Asia. So I say, “IRAN IS IN THE MIDDLE EAST YOU LOSER.”
And he says, “NO IT’S IN THE MIDDLE EAST. FINE THEN. TRUST WIKI!”
“THE MIDDLE EAST IS ASIA YOU LOSER OMG. WHAT CONTINENT DID YOU THINK IT WAS ON?”
“The Middle East?”
Someone remind me how he got into MHS.
OMG Mind. Blown.
Yes, I’m really slow. Shut up.