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Sex talk?
  • Mum: It's nice to have a boy. Keep one in mind!
  • Me: K.
  • Mum: I'm serious! It's nice to have a boy to shop with or have coffee with.
  • Me: K.
  • Mum: And it's alright if you want to like him as well.
  • Me: K.
  • Mum: And it's alright if you love him as well.
  • Me: K.
  • Mum: JUST NO SEX.
  • Me:
  • Mum:
  • Me:
  • Mum: I'm serious!
  • Me:
  • Mum: You can study with him too!
  • Me: K.
  • Mum: But seriously. No sex!
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tagged as: I die of embarrassment. weirdest talk EVER.

  1. orange-tictacs said: dude at least your mum doesn’t just leave dodgily every time your boyfriend comes over to chill. like worst mum ever LOL.
  2. spongeebobby posted this